Roll Up, Roll Up… for Miss Demuir’s All New ‘Lusty Limerick’ Competition! x

WIN BIG – or more accurately, small and cute!

Read below for The Rules of Engagement (yes, there are Rules ;)) and post your entries here, Ladies and Gents, please.. x


Last time, ’twas a Hilarious Haiku… now, it’s
The Miss Demuir ‘Lusty Limerick’ Competition!

You ALL know how they go! If you seriously don’t, consult Wikipedia then read on…

What is required:

  • A limerick, as amusing as possible.
  • Again, this must be original and in celebration of (or to mercilessly mock) a Vintage actress / pinup model of your choice – either approach is acceptable provided it provides Ruby with a laugh (for Ruby does dearly love a laugh).
  • All eligible entries to be posted on this page by Blog subscribers OR on FB by fans OR on Twitter with @MissDemuir #LustyLimerick as their tagline (if you’d like to enter but are not yet a fan, please become one(!) for only fans are eligible for the Big Prize).
  • The Big Prize, incidentally, exactly the same as last time’s and is actually not all that big – but is extremely pretty: one diminutive silvery glittery purse measuring a Very Little 9 x 4 x 5cm and perfect for a tissue, a tampon and a stunningly vampy lipstick!
  • Winner must be a Facebook Fan, a Twitter follower or a blog follower – and entries can be submitted on any of these platforms.
  • Winning entry to be adjudged and announced to Joe Public on FB (and by email to winner) on June 20th 2011  (by Miss Demuir, according to which gives her greatest enjoyment, thus no appeals, sorry!) and booty to be sent forthwith.

So, Ladies, get fanning and following… and scribbling! x

Until we meet again,
Yours in camera

Ruby x

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About rubydemuir

I am a Vintage Girl and always have been. I love Bette Davies and formal hats, old screwball and Ealing comedies, Art Deco buildings and high heels and Babycham!
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10 Responses to Roll Up, Roll Up… for Miss Demuir’s All New ‘Lusty Limerick’ Competition! x

  1. Celticblood says:

    Dear Ruby,

    Tell me some….
    How can I send you my Limerick on twitter because you can not twitt more like 140letters there ???
    Do you accept Pics from ??? or Can i send you it per mail ???

    Thanks for your answer

    Best regards
    Jacques

  2. Faye Dugmore says:

    Here goes then

    For Marilyn

    Oh that gorgeous blond so busty
    Had men behaving lusty
    Home to their wives
    With amourous sex drives
    Only to be told “you’re a bit rusty” (not the best but fun)

  3. natalie williams says:

    There once was a busty bridezilla
    Who ate a ginormous chinchilla
    She spat out 3 bridesmaids
    Gave them 3 hear-aids
    Before she turned into a killa!

  4. natalie williams says:

    Do I count as a pin-up, I do have large boobs! This little limerick is all about me, future bride to be…! lol

    There once was a busty bridezilla
    Who ate a ginormous chinchilla
    She spat out 3 bridesmaids
    Gave them 3 hear-aids
    Before she turned into a killa!

  5. Helen Allen says:

    Thought I’d better share them in the right place 🙂

    Marilyn Monroe was such a big flirt
    One day she decided it really won’t hurt
    To step on a big fan
    And then oops, thank you ma’am
    We all got to look up her skirt!

  6. Helen Allen says:

    And…

    Ruby Demuir of photography fame
    Helps undercover glam girls feel there’s no shame
    Whether A or G cup
    Just push those boobs up
    And she’ll put them in a FABULOUS frame! xx

  7. Celticblood says:

    For Barbara Streisand

    She keep the secret from charming
    Don t need gloss or lipstick to smiling
    Her Cat eyes make me afraid
    Gorgeous as thousand Mermaid
    How she do, to stay so simply sparkling?

    from Ceticblood

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